- Dumbledore: The forest is strictly forbidden for all students.
- Dumbledore: Except for punishments.
- Dumbledore: Where they will be forced to wander while it's dark and scary.
- Dumbledore: That doesn't make much sense.
- Dumbledore: Man I'm good at rules.
- Dumbledore: Ten points to Dumbledore.
Why Chris Motionless is a good fucking person.
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
how did you find this
congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film
you win: nothing
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.
who wants some cute icons of kootra from the 2014 easter egg hunt video? you do. of course you do.